The Willowz - Lock Me Out

If you've been around me at all in the past six months, there's a very good chance that you've already caught me playing this, and on probably more than one occasion. A slower track from a band with a penchant for loud and fast garage rock, this evokes a more heart-felt sound, bordering on almost being cheesy, with a hint of that song from that movie with that smart-ass who gets pregnant. Lock Me Out makes my personal list of songs with this one key movement, that once you've heard, you look forward to the entire time you're listening. You anticipate it with an almost nervous anxiety and then when you know that it is coming up, you crank up the decibels and have as close to an ejaculatory release as possible while still keeping your dick clean.

All vulgarities aside, please enjoy. Or don't. Do what you want.

But if the 1:30 mark rolls around and doesn't move you in some way, you best check you're still breathing.

The Willowz - Lock Me Out.mp3