Wednesday, January 16, 2008

Pissed

This is me at my most celebrity gossipy but it must be said. Joanna Newsom, how could you? You dirty, dirty skank!



That's right. That's her pictured with Andy Samburg of SNL's "Dick in a Box" fame. I didn't even know she and Bill Callahan had broken up. Maybe I could've dealt with it if there had been some sort of latency period but what is this!? This is a young, dumb girl thinking she is prime to eclipse one of the best songwriters of the past 20 years. I hate you, Joanna! And Andy...an enemy of Bill's is an enemy of mine!

If you want more of the horrible story, you can go to Andy Samburg's blog. Sigh. I've lost all hope.

http://andysamberg.blogspot.com/2007/12/andy-samberg-kisses-joanna-newsom.html

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

aw, i think it's cute. isn't bill callahan like 40?

Joey Ozinga said...

maybe she just wants to be with someone who has even the slightest sense of humor. i'm not sure bill callahan has ever cracked a smile.

Milky Joe said...

i can't believe you guys. how could you say things like that!? i've lost all hope in humanity.

- said...

i heard bill's next album is tentatively titled "pedophilia is for mopey semi-famous fifty year old singer-songwriters too"

Milky Joe said...

wow. touche. dave, you get the clever comment award. i have a button for you that says 'i'm a pretty clever fella.' but seriously, the man slept with chan marshall. give him some credit. the colors and the kids?

- said...

yeah but how wasted was she when they were together?

Rich said...

I must take issue with the assertion that Bill Callahan lacks a sense of humor. Tracks like "Ex-Con," "Feather by Feather," and others are chock full of incredibly funny lines and images. Dude even named one of his albums 'Knock Knock.' Who's there? I believe it's Bill "everything-I-learned-I-learned-from-Martin-Lawrence" Callahan.